Services
Don’t know where to start or what you need first? I’ve created this down-and-dirty checklist to help you easily spot where we need to get started:
1. Custom WordPress Theme/Skin Creation and Installation:
You wanna stand out from your competition…or maybe BLOW THEM OUTTA THE WATER??? You need your website to say, “If it existed, I could win the ‘Certification of Awesomeness’”…and then turn that Awesomeness into all the sales, contracts, or readers you desire.
That’s what I do better than anyone else on the planet.
2. Installation of WordPress or Creation of Your Site from Scratch:
This is for the dudess who has nothing at all. You’re starting from an idea and a prayer and need anything from getting the URL (that’s the website name) to making it appear on the internet.
Don’t feel bad, I assumed it was all “magic” until I learned how it was done. Now I do it all for you quckly and easily!
3. Fun Extras:
You wanna add a forum to your site? Maybe make it so that designated members can log-in to get extra stuff from you? We gotcha covered! The possibilities are endless (pretty much, if you can dream it – I can do it!)
Use the Hire Me page to ask about specific ideas/designs/or other changes you’d like to have on your site and I’ll tell ya (within 48 business hours) whether or not it’s possible and how fast we can get it done for you!
4. Search Engine Optimization:
Get ranked higher, faster on search engines like Google and Bing! You’ve got a product/service/opinion that the world needs to hear and they aren’t gonna find it if you’re buried on page 12 of the best keywords for you!
Don’t worry about picking keywords (or even what keywords are). Just use the Hire Me page to get the ball rolling. We’ll do all the research on your particular site, create the list of keywords that’ll best fit your site, and implement them for you within your web pages so that your site can be found faster than:
A Vera Wang wedding dress on the Clearance rack at Kleinfeld’s.
The last chocolate cupcake at a birthday party.
Britney Spears can get divorced.
OK, you get the idea. Get found fast.
Well? What are you waiting for? Use the Hire Me page to get started now!



